If you’d been wondering where to find goons to beat up your cheating boyfriends or get back money from friends who don’t repay the money they owe you, don’t fear . A new startup, GundaJoy, aims to provide on-demand access to henchmen through its revolutionary doorstep gunda delivery app.
Except that it doesn’t. The site is a spoof run by Comicoast, a brand new comedy initiative started by Jim, an IIT alumnus. “All of us are working with startups – so we could connect with the idea instantly.”, he tells OfficeChai.
The site parodies the typical startup site with its sleek interface, its use of modern large icons, and its oh-so-startup lingo. “We are an online, hyperlocal, on-demand, marketplace for Goons. The professional Gunda market is currently unorganized and valued at 837 Billion Dollars.”, the site’s introduction boldly proclaims. It then lists out its services – GundaTalk allows users to send a phone call from a gunda to their adversaries, while GundaX provides them with an in-person meeting. GundaBlack, their top service, ominously warns users that their target had better not have brittle bones.
The procedure to sign up is simple – you fill out a simple form, get a quotation, select a gunda, and relax. The site then introduces the henchmen in a section called “Meet Our Professionals”
While the site is currently a spoof, and Jim and his team created it in their spare time, you never know where things might lead these days.