How To Impress Even The Most Extreme Engineer

Have a crush on that engineer in your office? Think his beady eyes gleam of true love behind his thick spectacles? Find yourself blushing when he talks about running a virtualized OS on his Linux machine? Fear not. The office engineer is a predictable creature, with simple wants and desires. Use these simple, foolproof tricks to make him want you. Almost as much as he wants the new iPhone 5S.