12 Signs That Someone’s Been Promoted

 It’s promotion season, and you’ve been unceremoniously cast aside from the selections, like a rabbi at the coronation of the pope. But there are a lucky few who do make it. Here is what they get up to following their job promotion.

1. They get a shiny new designation

job promotion

“This is to reward your dedication, hard work and constant appreciation of my hairstyle.”

 

 

 2. Their Facebook job titles change overnight

job promotionPrevious Title: Senior Irrelevant Cog at Pointless Corporation
New Title: Slightly More Senior Irrelevant Cog at Pointless Corporation

 

 

3. They are hounded by their colleagues for treats

job promotion“Your professional success must bring us food and booze!”

 

 

4. They are congratulated by one and all

promotion at work

 

 

5. ..who are completely miserable thanks to them

crying_indian“Do I at least get your position if you happen to die?”

 

 

6. They might get a brand new office

cubicle

 

 

7. And a considerable pay hike


rich

 

 

8. Yet they probably do the same job as they always did

george-drumming

 

 

9. But now they seem to suddenly have this broad, all encompassing perspective

Joffrey Game of Thrones

“I agree we need to upgrade the mainframe, but have you wondered how it will affect our accounting team in central Peru?”

 

 

10. And they seem to develop a newfound love for shooting down your ideas

Jason Bateman No

“Basically, no”

 

 

11. They start coming in to work sooner

rushing_to_work

“I can’t wait to be reminded of how great I am!”

 

 

10. And start looking a lot more natty

suit

“I’m dressing for the job I already have!”

 

 

11. They are suddenly more popular with the ladies

Ladies Man

“Psh, not Senior Analyst..just call me Jim”

 

 

12. Yet they’ll never, ever shut up about the increased workload

promotion at work“I have no time to use my newly bought golf club membership!”

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